Evening MAGAThread – PROOF THAT CNN AND REDDIT ARE FAKE NEWS EDITION
Hey Centipedes! It's official! The truth that we've all known for so long finally comes out: both CNN and Reddit are #FakeNews. Details below!
Oh no, that sucks! It looks like Reddit is having some technical issues. Too bad!
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Music for tonight that was supposed to have a theme but I gave up on: